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2 августа 2013 года, 12:51
help...? says FML

Today, I received a gift-wrapped package in the mail. I opened it, only to find a ridiculously large dildo, and a note that said: "So you'll be ready for the real thing." I'm single, have almost no friends, and am now pretty fucking terrified. FML